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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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