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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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