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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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