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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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