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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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