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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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