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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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