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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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