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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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