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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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