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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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