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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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