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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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