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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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