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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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