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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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