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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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