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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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