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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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