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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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