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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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