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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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