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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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