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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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