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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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