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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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