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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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