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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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