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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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