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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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