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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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