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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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