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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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