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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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