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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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