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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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