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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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