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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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