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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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