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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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