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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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