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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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