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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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