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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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