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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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