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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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