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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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