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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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