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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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