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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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