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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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