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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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