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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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