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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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