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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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