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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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